Ok, this is not the real website of the British Museum, but it is what the website would look like if the British political correctness in editing the site was replaced by the Dutch directness.

This directness of what the British Museum trustees actually think is leaked in this site following an interview with the trustees and the UK prime minister after getting them drunk with Guinness. You just have to click in each section to reveal what the British Museum really thinks in red letters.

This is a work of historical facts and fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or historical facts or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental (look at our references if you do not believe us).

This site is in no way accusing the British Museum or its trustees on their beliefs. They are just doing their job. The site is not targeting the reputation of the British Museum. It is just focusing on the possession of the Parthenon Sculptures which happen to be in that museum. The site targets the British government bodies who have the power to change the status of the Parthenon Sculptures. This site targets their hearts, their souls, their morals and their best selves.